Joey enters wearing an elf costume. Chandler is in agony] Chandler: Too many jokes. Must mock Joey. Friends 0
Motivational, Inspirational, Funny Quotes
![[to Ross]
Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year. - Friends 0 Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W3RvIFJvc3NdIA0KQ2hhbmRsZXI6IFlvdSBrbm93IGlmIHlvdXIgbm90IGNhcmVmdWwsIHlvdSBjb3VsZCBub3QgZ2V0IG1hcnJpZWQgYXQgYWxsIHRoaXMgeWVhci4g&author=ICBGcmllbmRzIDAgICAg&num=6 "[to Ross]
Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year. - Friends 0 Quotes")
![Reporter: I like that. what's your name?
[pointing tape recorder at Pheobe]
Phoebe : Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate. - Friends 0 Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=UmVwb3J0ZXI6IEkgbGlrZSB0aGF0LiB3aGF0J3MgeW91ciBuYW1lPyANCltwb2ludGluZyB0YXBlIHJlY29yZGVyIGF0IFBoZW9iZV0gDQpQaG9lYmUgOiBQaGVvYmUuIFRoYXQncywgUCwgYXMgaW4gUGhvZWJlLCBILCBhcyBpbiBoZW9iZSwgTyBhcyBpbiBvZWJlLCBFLCBhcyBpbiBlYmUsIEIsIGFzIGluIGJlYmUsIGFuZCBFIGFzIGluLi4uIEVsbG8gdGhlcmUgbWF0ZS4g&author=ICBGcmllbmRzIDAgICAg&num=10 "Reporter: I like that. what's your name?
[pointing tape recorder at Pheobe]
Phoebe : Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate. - Friends 0 Quotes")
![[after settling a fight between Monica and Rachel]
Phoebe: Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches - Friends 0 Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W2FmdGVyIHNldHRsaW5nIGEgZmlnaHQgYmV0d2VlbiBNb25pY2EgYW5kIFJhY2hlbF0gDQpQaG9lYmU6IEhleSwgaWYgd2Ugd2VyZSBpbiBwcmlzb24sIHlvdSBndXlzIHdvdWxkIGJlIGxpa2UgbXkgYml0Y2hlcyA=&author=ICBGcmllbmRzIDAgICAg&num=10 "[after settling a fight between Monica and Rachel]
Phoebe: Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches - Friends 0 Quotes")
![Phoebe : [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer. - Friends 0 Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=UGhvZWJlIDogW1JpZ2h0IGFmdGVyIHBsYXlpbmcgYSBzb25nIGluIHRoZSBjb2ZmZWUgc2hvcCBdIElmIHlvdSB3YW50IHRvIHJlY2VpdmUgZS1tYWlscyBhYm91dCBteSB1cGNvbWluZyBzaG93cywgdGhlbiBwbGVhc2UgZ2l2ZSBtZSBtb25leSBzbyBJIGNhbiBidXkgYSBjb21wdXRlci4g&author=ICBGcmllbmRzIDAgICAg&num=7 "Phoebe : [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer. - Friends 0 Quotes")