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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions - Joey Adams Quotes

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. - Joey Adams Quotes

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. - Joey Adams Quotes

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

American Comedian Funny People

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them. - Joey Adams Quotes

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Golf

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams Quotes

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

American Comedian Funny

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams Quotes

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

American Comedian Business Funny

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.' - Joey Adams Quotes

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks. We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal. - Joey Adams Quotes

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks. We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal. - Joey Adams Quotes

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. - Joey Adams Quotes

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

American Comedian Fools And Foolishness Funny

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors - Joey Adams Quotes

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors

Money

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. - Joey Adams Quotes

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

American Comedian Funny Horses

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. - Joey Adams Quotes

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

American Comedian Funny

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. - Joey Adams Quotes

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

American Comedian Funny

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. - Joey Adams Quotes

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

American Comedian Funny

We've made pretty good progress. We're the type of offense where when we need to score in crucial situations, we're going to put points on the board. - Joey Adams Quotes

We've made pretty good progress. We're the type of offense where when we need to score in crucial situations, we're going to put points on the board.

Cut out those intimate little dinners for two - unless there's someone with you - Joey Adams Quotes

Cut out those intimate little dinners for two - unless there's someone with you

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