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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions - Joey Adams Quotes

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. - Joey Adams Quotes

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. - Joey Adams Quotes

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

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Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them. - Joey Adams Quotes

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams Quotes

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams Quotes

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.' - Joey Adams Quotes

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks. We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal. - Joey Adams Quotes

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks. We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal. - Joey Adams Quotes

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. - Joey Adams Quotes

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

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