Eggjactly Lyrics

Are you looking for Eggjactly lyrics form movie Jackpot ( 2013 )? If Yes, then you have reached at right place because here we have shared lyrics of most popular song Eggjactly sung by our favourite singer Javed Jaffrey. This awesome song written by Javed Jaffrey, Prashant Ingole and directed by Rahul Bhatt.


saare jahaan se achcha
can't even afford a bloody kachchha
i don't the trust the indians
sorry ?
eggjactly!
sab chalta hai
sab bikta hai
sab chalta hai
sab bikta hai

mera bharat hain mahan
phir bhi sab hain pareshan
paisa power hi pehchan
sab chalta hai
sab bikta yahan

band hain aankhein
muh aur kaan
khol li kursi ki dukaan
curruption apna imaan
sab chalta hai
sab bikta yahan

india thi sone ki yeh chidiya
whats that?
just check the wikipedia
kya hua? kab hua? kyun hua? kaise hua?
maal tha hamara par gore khel gaye jua
cut to the 1947
jai hind!
ab desh hoga heaven
ding dong the bell
desh
in the well
heaven hua popat
and now eleven hells

bhagalpur
bofors
bhopal
lokpal
gujarat
ayodhya
mumbai ka dekho haal
all is well
all is well

ghanta

foreign scam
coalgate
cricket ho ya tail
bigshot jhol karo and take the bail
politics
politics kya hai yeh khel
upar deshbhakti neeche country for sale

hum iski lenge
hum uski lenge
woh lende hum denge

oye bhencho 2g
3g
itne saare kaand
khulte hain jab kaand
phat jaati hai... pant
what you thaughts

common wealth! to dekho pat gayi hai
aur common man ki jeb kat gayi hai
main bhi anna
main bhi anna
dum nahi hai
aur common bhi kuchh kam nahi hai

doodh wala
paav wala
tail wala
rickshaw wala
sabzi wala
phone wala
cable wala
film wala
motor wala
taxi wala
raddi wala
istri wala
jhoothe ka hai bol bala
kaam hai sara jhol wala
jhol jhol jhol jhol

khambhe se bijli churaate
heroine ke pimple ko bhi
dekho yeh headlight banaate
paani mein hai doodh milaate
sabzi mein hain ghaas khilaate

mera bharat hai mahan
phir bhi sab hain pareshan
paisa power hi pehchan
sab chalta hai
sab bikta yahan
band hain aankhein
muh aur kaan
khol li kursi ki dukaan
curruption apna imaan
sab chalta hai
sab bikta yahan

babes
kitne minute ho gaye?
aaa two and half minutes
how the long should it be?
aaa ten inches
you bloody paavli kam i mean the songs
oho four and half minutes
itne shabd nahi hain mere paas
ek kaam karo
yahaan ek music peice ghused do

sorry
eggjactly

mera bharat hai mahan
phir bhi sab hain pareshan
paisa power hi pehchan
sab chalta hai
sab bikta yahan


band hain aankhein
muh aur kaan
khol li kursi ki dukaan
curruption apna imaan
sab chalta hai
sab bikta yahan

it hurts by the heart
to say ki meri country ki lag chuki hai waat
sau mein se ninnyanabe beimaan
phir bhi mera bharat mahan
but on the other hands
ek imaandar to baaki hai
ummdde par duniya kayam hai
lekin kayam to churan bhi hai
sorry
eggjactly


Eggjactly - Song Info.

Jackpot ( 2013 )
Singer: Javed Jaffrey
Music Directors: Rahul Bhatt
Lyricists: Javed Jaffrey, Prashant Ingole
 Comedy/Funny