Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta; jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta; jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta Prakash Raj ( Movie: Entertainment )
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Hum do jism ek jaan hai; unhi se mera savera, meri har ek shyam hai; unhi ke charano mein mere charon dhaam hai - Entertainment

Hum do jism ek jaan hai; unhi se mera savera, meri har ek shyam hai; unhi ke charano mein mere charon dhaam hai

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Abhe mobile tower bulaya tha; yeh sim card kahan se aa gaya - Entertainment

Abhe mobile tower bulaya tha; yeh sim card kahan se aa gaya

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Ab yeh slumdog; millionaire ban gaya! - Entertainment

Ab yeh slumdog; millionaire ban gaya!

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Ghar ghar ki kahani vulgar ki rani ho gayi hai - Entertainment

Ghar ghar ki kahani vulgar ki rani ho gayi hai

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Life without you is no fun; because I've turned into an orphan - Entertainment

Life without you is no fun; because I've turned into an orphan

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Main paison ka aaisa multiplication karoonga; ki dekhte dekhte aapke chehre pe joh smile hai uska subtraction ho jayega; aapke dimaag ka division ho jayega; aur meri zindagi mein aapki beti ka addition ho jayega - Entertainment

Main paison ka aaisa multiplication karoonga; ki dekhte dekhte aapke chehre pe joh smile hai uska subtraction ho jayega; aapke dimaag ka division ho jayega; aur meri zindagi mein aapki beti ka addition ho jayega

Akshay Kumar ( Movie: Entertainment )

 Money   Life   Education
Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai; zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai; aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai; toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai - Entertainment

Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai; zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai; aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai; toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai

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Tere mein woh khami hai joh ek amir aadmi bhi khareed nahi sakta; (kya?); gareebi! - Entertainment

Tere mein woh khami hai joh ek amir aadmi bhi khareed nahi sakta; (kya?); gareebi!

Mithun Chakraborty ( Movie: Entertainment )

 Comedy
Meri beti ki liye mujhe woh patti chahiye joh sympathy nahi; mujhe sampatti lakar de - Entertainment

Meri beti ki liye mujhe woh patti chahiye joh sympathy nahi; mujhe sampatti lakar de

Mithun Chakraborty ( Movie: Entertainment )

 Money   Comedy
Main toh apna blood samjha tha; tu toh blood cancer nikla - Entertainment

Main toh apna blood samjha tha; tu toh blood cancer nikla

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