More - Ready Movie Dialogues

Tu na apne chehre pe "Welcome" likhwa le; darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu

( Movie: Ready )

Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai; taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake; aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai; taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake

Manoj Joshi ( Movie: Ready )

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Manoj Pahwa ( Movie: Ready )

Ganda hai par dhanda hai; aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

Paresh Rawal ( Movie: Ready )

Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja; lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja

Paresh Rawal ( Movie: Ready )

Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai; national TV pe dikha de; toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye

Paresh Rawal ( Movie: Ready )

Pehle samjhao baat; nahi samajh mein aaya; toh do kheench ke laat

Salman Khan ( Movie: Ready )

Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon; wooow wooow wooow

Salman Khan ( Movie: Ready )

Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai; agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai; agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai; agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai; agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai; agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur

Salman Khan ( Movie: Ready )

Abhe main un mein se hoon; joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon

Salman Khan ( Movie: Ready )