Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai; aur aadmi aurat se darta hai; vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai Salman Khan ( Movie: Ready )
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Tu na apne chehre pe

Tu na apne chehre pe "Welcome" likhwa le; darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu

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Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai; taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake; aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai; taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake - Ready

Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai; taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake; aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai; taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake

Manoj Joshi ( Movie: Ready )

 Comedy
Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors - Ready

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Manoj Pahwa ( Movie: Ready )

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Ganda hai par dhanda hai; aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai - Ready

Ganda hai par dhanda hai; aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

Paresh Rawal ( Movie: Ready )

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Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja; lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja - Ready

Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja; lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja

Paresh Rawal ( Movie: Ready )

 Comedy
Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai; national TV pe dikha de; toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye - Ready

Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai; national TV pe dikha de; toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye

Paresh Rawal ( Movie: Ready )

 Comedy
Pehle samjhao baat; nahi samajh mein aaya; toh do kheench ke laat - Ready

Pehle samjhao baat; nahi samajh mein aaya; toh do kheench ke laat

Salman Khan ( Movie: Ready )

 Action
Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon; wooow wooow wooow - Ready

Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon; wooow wooow wooow

Salman Khan ( Movie: Ready )

 Animals & Birds
Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai; agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai; agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai; agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai; agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai; agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur - Ready

Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai; agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai; agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai; agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai; agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai; agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur

Salman Khan ( Movie: Ready )

 Animals & Birds
Abhe main un mein se hoon; joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon - Ready

Abhe main un mein se hoon; joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon

Salman Khan ( Movie: Ready )

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