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Shaadi ke pehle pyar bahut zaroori hai; kyun ki shaadi ek gaadi ki tarah hai; jitna zyada chalao utna better andaza hota hai ki kab dhakka dekar start karna hai

Aarti Chhabria ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Shaadi ek mango ki tarah hoti hai; waqt se pehle pak jaye toh baad mein ras ke bajaye aachaar banana padta hai

Ayesha Takia ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Shaadi ek nariyal ki tarah hoti hai; pehle se hi malai kha lo toh baad mein sirf pani reh jaata hai

Esha Deol ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Maane ki kasai se dosti karne se murgi nahi bachti; par kasai apna dost ho toh kam se kam pyar se murgi toh katti hai

Fardeen Khan ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Tu jab bhi aaise hasa hai; hum mein se koi na koi phasa hai

Fardeen Khan ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Agar meri jagah koi Laxman Prasad bhi hota; toh is Rekha ke saath laxman rekha paar kar deta

Fardeen Khan ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Raat ko halwa khakar karenge jalwa; aur raat ko phir ice-cream khakar; I scream then you scream

Fardeen Khan ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Ek mahine se toh hai sookha, na jaane kahan saavan ki chhadi hai; andar khatiya padi hai, bahar khatiya khadi hai

Fardeen Khan ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Gaye the dubane Titanic par na duba sake ek bhi naiyya; misaal hi maarte reh gaye hamare Lucky bhaiya

Fardeen Khan ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Jodiyan banana toh upar waale ka kaam hai; lekin unhe salamat rakhna neeche waale ka kaam hai

Javed Khan ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Shaadi salwar kameez ke suit ki tarah hoti hai; khareedne se pehle try karna chahiye yeh dekhne ke liye ki suit kitni hoti hai

Riya Sen ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana; toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Aaj raviwar hai is liye tum log bach gaye ho; lekin yeh na samjho ki roz Sunday hai; aaj Ghasitaram ke pedhe khalo; kal se toh khane Lakhwinder ke dande hai

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Yeh ghar hai ya veerana; na aadmi, na uski jaat ka thikana

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Jiski ek biwi uska bhi bada naam hai; washing machine ghar te lalo, te dhobi da ki kaam hai

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Sita Ram, Radhe Kishan yeh misaalen hai bhagwan ki; insaano ki agar deni hai misaal toh dena Shaadi No. 1 ki

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Chaukidar kare chaukidari, wafaadari toh kutta bhi karta hai; joh kare biwi se bewafai, usse wafaa toh kutta bhi nahi karta hai

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Choona jamke padna chahiye, chahe paan ho Banaras ya Kolkate ka; saboot tagda hona chahiye, chahe thank you bolna pade kisi bhi ullu de pathe da

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Daag jaisa ho kameez pe, woh nikalta hai Nirma ya Rin se; joh aaya hai karke mooh kala, woh nikalta hai dustbin se

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Jab ghar pe ho sakta hai zukaam ka ilaaj toh kyun dhoonde kisi doctor ka address; ki farak penda hai ki ilaaj kare Munnabhai ya M.B.B.S

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Honi ko kaun taal sakta hai; joh hona hai wohi hoga; bachche ke diaper jitne bhi badalo; geela toh woh karega bichauna

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Jaise kamino ki pechaan jail mein piste hue chakki ko hoti hai; vaise apne jijo ki pehchaan Lakhwinder Singh Lakha urf Lucky ko hoti hai

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Dhoodh ka mazaa tab aata hai jab us mein ho elaichi, badam aur pista; jab dil se dil mil jaate hai toh ban jaata hai bhai behen ka rishta

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Eent ka jawab patthar; gudh ka jawab shakkar; aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Time time ki baat hai, kabhi din hai kabhi raat hai; khatam ho jaye joh coffee ke bina, woh mulaqat koi mulaqat hai

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Dhood ke phatne se banti hai malai; suit ke phatne se hoti hai silai; bhoot ke darr se phatte jiski, uski toh rab hi kare bhalai

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Iodex lagane se theek hoti hai moch, B-Tex lagane se theek hoti hai khujli; dil lagane nikle joh pati, usse maarke current gira deti hai bijli

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Gas ho jaye khatam toh jala lo chula; shehar mein swayamvar kyun kare jab bagal mein ho dulha

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

To win matches you have to take great catches

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Titanic kab ki doob chuki hai varna us mein bithakar pyar se bhejta yeh bhaiya; train ki ticket book ho chuki hai, biwi ghar se nikal de na toh chale jaana karte "Chaiyya Chaiyya"

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Jab cycle pe behto ho toh chalana padta hai pedal; agar duniya mein aaye ho toh punya karo, ki fayda cheque aur medal

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Bahut ho gayi pyar ki acting, bahut gaa liye duet; ab jis kaam ke liye main tumhe yahan laya hoon na, just do it

Satish Shah ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Plane time par hai, economy ki seat hai; badlo bhes aur chalo pardes

Satish Shah ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Mera jaisa chocolate hero action thodi na karega; entry maroonga late, tab tak action karega mera duplicate

Sharman Joshi ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Is Madhuri ke saath ek do teen karne ka mauka mile na; toh koi ek kya, do teen biwiyon ko bhi dokha dede

Sharman Joshi ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Yeh andha kanoon likhega kab tak meri kahani; ek haath mein yeh kaala coat, doosre mein jawani

Sharman Joshi ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Kya farak padta hai Daler ho ya Udhas; show ka mazaa aayega jab aap ho hamare paas

Sharman Joshi ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Katghare mein khada yeh aadmi ek aaisa pati hai; jiska bas chalta toh shaadi ke din apne patni ko mangalsutra ka dhaaga nahi, Kamasutra ki copy deta; joh chahta hai ki har subah uski patni Ramayan ka paath nahi, vatsyayan ka paath pade

Soha Ali Khan ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Shaadi ek sandal ki tarah hoti hai; pehle se agar woh ghis jaye toh baad mein sirf maarne ke kaam aati hai

Soha Ali Khan ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Shaadi actually bilkul chicken masale ki tarah hai; table pe sajane se pehle chak lo; toh pata chal jaata hai ki chicken kitna naram hai aur kitna garam

Sophie Choudry ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

When Spiderman is here; have no fear

Zayed Khan ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Is Dimple ke dimples dekhkar; pyar ki acting karna aur bhi simple ho gaya

Zayed Khan ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )

Hum sab panchi ek dhaal ke; dhaage ek rumaal ke; dimple ek gaal ke

Zayed Khan ( Movie: Shaadi No. 1 )