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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Janeane Garofalo

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When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny Media

How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American? ... Or those that advocate peace are anti-troops or pro-Saddam? - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American? ... Or those that advocate peace are anti-troops or pro-Saddam?

Janeane Garofalo

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. [President Bush] is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. [President Bush] is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

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To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny

Is being an idiot like being high all the time? - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.""

Janeane Garofalo

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

Janeane Garofalo

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