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I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. - Red Skelton Quotes

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

American Comedian Funny Laughter

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God. - Red Skelton Quotes

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

Life

Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. - Red Skelton Quotes

Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

I don't want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greatest'; let other guys claim to be the best. I just want to be known as a clown because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything-sing, dance, and above all, make people laugh. - Red Skelton Quotes

I don't want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greatest'; let other guys claim to be the best. I just want to be known as a clown because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything-sing, dance, and above all, make people laugh.

Francis Joins the Navy. - Red Skelton Quotes

Francis Joins the Navy.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. - Red Skelton Quotes

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

American Comedian Funny Happiness

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton Quotes

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.

American Comedian Funny

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton Quotes

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

American Comedian Funny Men

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being. - Red Skelton Quotes

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

American Comedian Children Funny

Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people. - Red Skelton Quotes

Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people.

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