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I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up - Dave Barry Quotes

I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up

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I do not mean to suggest for a moment that all it takes to be a top executive is a custom-tailored European suit. You also need the correct shirt and tie. - Dave Barry Quotes

I do not mean to suggest for a moment that all it takes to be a top executive is a custom-tailored European suit. You also need the correct shirt and tie.

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. - Dave Barry Quotes

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. - Dave Barry Quotes

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes. - Dave Barry Quotes

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. - Dave Barry Quotes

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

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Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators. - Dave Barry Quotes

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

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The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry Quotes

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

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Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers. - Dave Barry Quotes

Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.

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