【TOP 63 Technology Status】For Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram - 2019

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11:10.. One More Minute!!! *Gets Distracted* 11:12.. SERIOUSLY!

11:10..."One More Minute!!!" *Gets Distracted* 11:12... "SERIOUSLY!?!"

80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.

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A Boss is like a diaper.. Always on your @ss, and usually full of Shit.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

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Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

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Canc3r cur3s smo-king!!

Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

Error 404: No girlfriend found.

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Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

Failure comes only with Windows bundle.

Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.)

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God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Has anyone else noticed that Blue-tooth headsets make it harder to spot the crazy people?

I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

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I remember my first day on twitter.. I was like, "What the f*ck is this shit?"

I remember my first day on twitter.. I was like: What the f*ck is this shit?

I took IQ test.. results were negative.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

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If God is a computer programmer then there is no confusion Devil is a hacker.

If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????

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Knowing when your addicted to technology is when your on your laptop and cell phone together and checking them both.

Life has no Ctrl+Z.

Local minded people will never understand global minded goals, i mean just see yourself in the mirror.

Marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.

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No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

Programming is an art, be the artist.

Programming is like s3x, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Somehow I survived a childhood without DVDs, CDs, MP3s, Blu-rays, home video games, home computers, Tivos, Satellite TV, cell phones, GPS, and more. Wow.

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses

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The more I C, the less I see.

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

Travel to life is like css to html .

Travel to life is like css to html.

Unidentified Person Detected.

User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.

We are living in an era where capturing moments using our phones is more important than actually living these moments with whoever is beside us.

When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.

When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.

Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size

Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me!

Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You and Me!

Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.

You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody, You buy a Lamborgini when you are somebody.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

iPod - small musical device that allows you to ignore everyone while noticing everything.

loves it how the solution to most technical problems is to give the device a good whack.

times and technology have changed so much. i remember my first laptop.. an etch-a-sketch.

why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!

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