【TOP 65 Insult Status】For Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram - 2019

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A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: Yeah, every time I look at you.

Act your age not your shoe size.

Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

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Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Are your parents siblings?

Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I am building an idiot.

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Can you turn around and look at me? Turn back again.

Do u practice being this ugly?

Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

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Envy me, rate me, bottom line, you are not me.

Girl- How do I look? Boy- I would rather stay blind and let the mirror suffer.

Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

Go be stupid somewhere else.

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Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

Holy wow, it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

How would you like to feel the way you look?

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

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I do not even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I have got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.

I heard you had a brain surgery. But the brain rejected you?

I will try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

I would love to slap you but that would-be animal abuse.

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If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.

If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.

If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

If you are shameless, you would do as you wish.

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If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

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Jealousy is a disease, get well soon.

Life is great, you should get one.

Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

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Mix with people with a good attitude.

No need for insults, your face says it all.

Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich.. want those leftovers too?

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

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Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Rose are red. Violets are blue. I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.

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Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Tell me, is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable. But looking at you, that is just illegal.

Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

What would beauty be without ugliness? See, you are important.

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

Where did you come from, did someone leave your cage open?

Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion and I have a, right to mine, and my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid.

You are literally too stupid to insult.

You are so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head, just to avoid your face.

You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes. If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.

You are very beautiful, no doubt about that but I will still rate a monkey ahead of you.

You can talk? Quick, call the science community, we have a discovery.

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Your lips are moving, but all I hear is nothing.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.

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