【TOP 99 Funny Status 】For Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram - 2019

Are you looking for Funny Status for whatsapp? If Yes, then you have reached at right place because this page has a collection of popular Funny Status which are updated in 2019. You all know that whatsapp is the most used messenger. All the whatsapp user need a status or quotes sms for whatsapp they are very difficult to make own status for whatsapp. So that's why we are sharing best Funny Status for you. Following are the list of some all time famous Funny Status which peoples mostly have shared on whatsapp, facebook, twitter. You can also copy following Funny Status and share on social media platform or set as your today's whatsapp status.

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A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.

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All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)

Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :)

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Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. :)

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write "SAVE TREES" on the same paper.

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Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

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Excuse me .... Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

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For all the girls that say ..... All guys are the same ...... Who told you to try them ALL.

Friday is my second favorite F word.

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

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Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

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God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China :)

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

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How can i miss something i never had?

How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)

I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday :)

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I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

I hate when I am about to hug someone really s3xy and my face hits the mirror.

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I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)

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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I think I got a fever, a fever of you :)

I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi :)

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

Last seen 1980! :D

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

Life is Short - Chat Fast!

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you"d ordered that.

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Nothing is illegal until you get caught :)

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

Save water drink beer.

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)

Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.

The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)

The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)

The question I have not been able to answer is "What... does a woman want?"

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..

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