Socrates was killedââ¬Â¦ by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everythingââ¬Â¦ ââ¬ËWhen is a house a house?ââ¬â¢ ââ¬ËJust chill-out will you?ââ¬â¢ ââ¬ËIf Iââ¬â¢m out of the house am I chilling-out? Am I chilling-in if Iââ¬â¢m in the house? Ugg, ahhh.ââ¬â¢ [Sword stabbing & dying mime]. ââ¬ËWhat is a sword? Is it made of folded metal?' [Wobbly knees]. 'If I die on the floor can I get up in these heels?ââ¬â¢ Eddie Izzard
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