What a big night that is going to be ? not only for us, not only for Oprah, but for Broadway, ... You have the big `Color Purple' Broadway opening, and then right across the street here in this theater, you have Oprah appearing here. I mean, that's what Broadway is all about ? it's a street of dreams. - David Letterman Quotes
What a big night that is going to be ? not only for us, not only for Oprah, but for Broadway, ... You have the big `Color Purple' Broadway opening, and then right across the street here in this theater, you have Oprah appearing here. I mean, that's what Broadway is all about ? it's a street of dreams. David Letterman
 

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I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red. - David Letterman Quotes

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

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the Bush administration is getting ready to ignore it. - David Letterman Quotes

the Bush administration is getting ready to ignore it.

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And now the really difficult part: We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that will one day hate the United States. - David Letterman Quotes

And now the really difficult part: We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that will one day hate the United States.

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A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag. - David Letterman Quotes

A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag.

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Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. - David Letterman Quotes

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.

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Today is a big day in TV history. On this day forty-one years ago, the Beverly Hillbillies aired for the first time right here on CBS. They took a little break, then in 1992, they moved into the White House for eight years. - David Letterman Quotes

Today is a big day in TV history. On this day forty-one years ago, the Beverly Hillbillies aired for the first time right here on CBS. They took a little break, then in 1992, they moved into the White House for eight years.

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Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing. - David Letterman Quotes

Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

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Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger. - David Letterman Quotes

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

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The Security and Exchanges Commission is going to be investigating Vice President Dick Cheney. They'll begin that investigation as soon as Congress finishes investigating the Security and Exchanges Commission. - David Letterman Quotes

The Security and Exchanges Commission is going to be investigating Vice President Dick Cheney. They'll begin that investigation as soon as Congress finishes investigating the Security and Exchanges Commission.

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