Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. Think about your father: He doesn't know where anything is. You ask him to do something, he messes it up and your mother sends you: ""go down and see what your father's doing before he blows up the house."" He's a genius at work because he doesn't want to do it, and he knows someone will be coming soon to stop him. Bill Cosby