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In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show . . . - Bill Maher Quotes

In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show . . .

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.

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When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. ThatÃ¢â¬â¢s something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values, theyÃ¢â¬â¢re talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values. - Bill Maher Quotes

When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. ThatÃ¢â¬â¢s something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values, theyÃ¢â¬â¢re talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values.

The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the environment; Dole said that if there was just some way this could interfere with people's sex lives, it would be perfect legislation. - Bill Maher Quotes

The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the environment; Dole said that if there was just some way this could interfere with people's sex lives, it would be perfect legislation.

We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly. - Bill Maher Quotes

We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.

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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. - Bill Maher Quotes

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

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The true Axis of Evil in America is the genius of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people. - Bill Maher Quotes

The true Axis of Evil in America is the genius of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.' - Bill Maher Quotes

Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'

English Composer Iraq

This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution. - Bill Maher Quotes

This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.

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The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?' - Bill Maher Quotes

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'

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