Certainly over the past year and earlier, the amount of money that was supposed to be in the respective funds was, in fact, not there. - Bill Hicks Quotes
Certainly over the past year and earlier, the amount of money that was supposed to be in the respective funds was, in fact, not there. Bill Hicks
 

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You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out:

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well...we looked at the receipts."

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Childbirth is a miracle. No, it's not. . . . It's a chemical reaction, that's all. - Bill Hicks Quotes

Childbirth is a miracle. No, it's not. . . . It's a chemical reaction, that's all.

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You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet.

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.

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We are trying to revitalize things here. We want to make Calvert home to the three A's - authors, artists and antiques. - Bill Hicks Quotes

We are trying to revitalize things here. We want to make Calvert home to the three A's - authors, artists and antiques.

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How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. - Bill Hicks Quotes

How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.

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It basically has a crystal in it whose frequency is proportional to a temperature, ... As the temperature increases, the frequency increases and vice versa. - Bill Hicks Quotes

It basically has a crystal in it whose frequency is proportional to a temperature, ... As the temperature increases, the frequency increases and vice versa.

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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me. - Bill Hicks Quotes

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

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It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know? - Bill Hicks Quotes

It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?

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I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage. - Bill Hicks Quotes

I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

Bill Hicks

 
I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too. - Bill Hicks Quotes

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.

Bill Hicks

 
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