When I read in US Weekly the other day that she was fifty-nine, ... I was like, 'whoa, dude, no way she's old enough to be my mother.' Being with somebody that old is like committing incest, only you're not related. Keanu Reeves
Motivational, Inspirational, Funny Quotes
![What would happen if you melted? You know, you never really hear this talked about much, but spontaneous combustion? It exists! [People] burn from within... sometimes they'll be in a wooden chair and the chair won't burn, but there'll be nothing left of the person. Except sometimes his teeth. Or the heart. No one speaks about this, but its for real. - Keanu Reeves Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=V2hhdCB3b3VsZCBoYXBwZW4gaWYgeW91IG1lbHRlZD8gWW91IGtub3csIHlvdSBuZXZlciByZWFsbHkgaGVhciB0aGlzIHRhbGtlZCBhYm91dCBtdWNoLCBidXQgc3BvbnRhbmVvdXMgY29tYnVzdGlvbj8gSXQgZXhpc3RzISBbUGVvcGxlXSBidXJuIGZyb20gd2l0aGluLi4uIHNvbWV0aW1lcyB0aGV5J2xsIGJlIGluIGEgd29vZGVuIGNoYWlyIGFuZCB0aGUgY2hhaXIgd29uJ3QgYnVybiwgYnV0IHRoZXJlJ2xsIGJlIG5vdGhpbmcgbGVmdCBvZiB0aGUgcGVyc29uLiBFeGNlcHQgc29tZXRpbWVzIGhpcyB0ZWV0aC4gT3IgdGhlIGhlYXJ0LiBObyBvbmUgc3BlYWtzIGFib3V0IHRoaXMsIGJ1dCBpdHMgZm9yIHJlYWwuIA==&author=ICBLZWFudSBSZWV2ZXMgICAg&num=13 "What would happen if you melted? You know, you never really hear this talked about much, but spontaneous combustion? It exists! [People] burn from within... sometimes they'll be in a wooden chair and the chair won't burn, but there'll be nothing left of the person. Except sometimes his teeth. Or the heart. No one speaks about this, but its for real. - Keanu Reeves Quotes")
