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I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with. - Denis Leary Quotes

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? - Denis Leary Quotes

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. - Denis Leary Quotes

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.

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It's always great to get word that you've been picked up for another season, ... We're really hitting our stride and have great story lines already mapped out for next year. - Denis Leary Quotes

It's always great to get word that you've been picked up for another season, ... We're really hitting our stride and have great story lines already mapped out for next year.

Crazy? ... Maybe. But that's a good kind of crazy. It's a guy who knows what he wants. - Denis Leary Quotes

Crazy? ... Maybe. But that's a good kind of crazy. It's a guy who knows what he wants.

Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing. - Denis Leary Quotes

Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.

I will tell you that the last five shows are going to really blow people out of the water. There's gonna be a lot of head-spinning going on. - Denis Leary Quotes

I will tell you that the last five shows are going to really blow people out of the water. There's gonna be a lot of head-spinning going on.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct. - Denis Leary Quotes

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe. - Denis Leary Quotes

Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.

You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOU'RE PANTS!!! - Denis Leary Quotes

You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOU'RE PANTS!!!

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