Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said,
Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, ""Look, it's always gonna be me!"" Rita Rudner
 

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Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him,

Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, "Will we ever make love again?" He said, "Yes.... but not with each other."

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It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was - Rita Rudner Quotes

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was

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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner Quotes

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

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We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner Quotes

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. - Rita Rudner Quotes

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner Quotes

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. - Rita Rudner Quotes

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner Quotes

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

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They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. - Rita Rudner Quotes

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

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The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down. - Rita Rudner Quotes

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

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