Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman Quotes
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henry Youngman
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The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window! - Henry Youngman Quotes

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!

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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first! - Henry Youngman Quotes

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. - Henry Youngman Quotes

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City? - Henry Youngman Quotes

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

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Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady,

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"

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While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. - Henry Youngman Quotes

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henry Youngman Quotes

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

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She has a wash and wear bridal gown. - Henry Youngman Quotes

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. - Henry Youngman Quotes

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman Quotes

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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