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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. - Steve Martin Quotes

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

American Comedian Funny

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. - Steve Martin Quotes

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

American Comedian Art Funny

By expressing his heart, anger and joy, Richard Pryor took comedy to its highest form. - Steve Martin Quotes

By expressing his heart, anger and joy, Richard Pryor took comedy to its highest form.

Anger

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well... - Steve Martin Quotes

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well...

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo. - Steve Martin Quotes

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.

Just to be on the front row here is a bit of a prize in itself. - Steve Martin Quotes

Just to be on the front row here is a bit of a prize in itself.

Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything! - Steve Martin Quotes

Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!

American Comedian Funny Short

There was a time in my life when I was very interested in relationship psychology. Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones. - Steve Martin Quotes

There was a time in my life when I was very interested in relationship psychology. Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Life

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin Quotes

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

American Comedian Chaos Funny

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin Quotes

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Disease Funny Quote of the Day Short

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