ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most, - Roseanne Barr Quotes
ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most, Roseanne Barr
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?DO NOT USE - Roseanne Barr Quotes

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?DO NOT USE

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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

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My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

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Know how to do anything - I’m a mom - Roseanne Barr Quotes

Know how to do anything - I’m a mom

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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on - Roseanne Barr Quotes

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

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I call myself a 'domestic goddess - Roseanne Barr Quotes

I call myself a 'domestic goddess

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