I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. Rodney Dangerfield
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get

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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

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I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

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I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with

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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.

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One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control

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