With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! Rodney Dangerfield
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get

Rodney Dangerfield

 People
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

Rodney Dangerfield

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Rodney Dangerfield

 American Comedian Funny
I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with

Rodney Dangerfield

 Funny
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Rodney Dangerfield

 American Comedian Funny
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.

Rodney Dangerfield

 American Comedian Funny Hope
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control

Rodney Dangerfield

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