Suicide was against the law. Johnny had wondered why. It meant that if you missed, or the gas ran out, or the rope broke, you could get locked up in prison to show you that life was really very jolly and thoroughly worth living. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Suicide was against the law. Johnny had wondered why. It meant that if you missed, or the gas ran out, or the rope broke, you could get locked up in prison to show you that life was really very jolly and thoroughly worth living. Terry Pratchett
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Always be aware of any helpful item that weighs less than it's operating manual. - Terry Pratchett Quotes

Always be aware of any helpful item that weighs less than it's operating manual.

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What's so surprising about bacon? I dunno, I suppose it comes as something a a shock to the pig. - Terry Pratchett Quotes

What's so surprising about bacon? I dunno, I suppose it comes as something a a shock to the pig.

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It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever,' he said. 'Have you thought of going into teaching? - Terry Pratchett Quotes

It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever,' he said. 'Have you thought of going into teaching?

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Sooner or later we're all someone's dog - Terry Pratchett Quotes

Sooner or later we're all someone's dog

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The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp - Terry Pratchett Quotes

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett Quotes

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

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When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise? - Terry Pratchett Quotes

When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise?

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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree - Terry Pratchett Quotes

Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree

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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of the players, (ie everybody), to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. - Terry Pratchett Quotes

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of the players, (ie everybody), to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

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But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection.One day a tortoise will learn how to fly. - Terry Pratchett Quotes

But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection.One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.

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