Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers. - Bill Watterson Quotes
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers. Bill Watterson
 Comedy

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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. - Bill Watterson Quotes

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Bill Watterson

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From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. - Bill Watterson Quotes

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Bill Watterson

 American Cartoonist
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. - Bill Watterson Quotes

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Bill Watterson

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Enemy fighters at two o'clock!Roger. What should I do until then? - Bill Watterson Quotes

Enemy fighters at two o'clock!Roger. What should I do until then?

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I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves! . . . HEY! What time is it?? My TV show is on! - Bill Watterson Quotes

I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves! . . . HEY! What time is it?? My TV show is on!

Bill Watterson

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We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. - Bill Watterson Quotes

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Bill Watterson

 American Cartoonist
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood. - Bill Watterson Quotes

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.

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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend. - Bill Watterson Quotes

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Bill Watterson

 American Cartoonist Best Friends
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. - Bill Watterson Quotes

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Bill Watterson

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The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! - Bill Watterson Quotes

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

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