It's almost as if someone took a saltine cracker, crumbled it and threw it in the air. These casinos were barges, on the water, and they were destroyed. - Steve Martin Quotes
It's almost as if someone took a saltine cracker, crumbled it and threw it in the air. These casinos were barges, on the water, and they were destroyed. Steve Martin
 

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. - Steve Martin Quotes

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Steve Martin

 American Comedian Funny
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. - Steve Martin Quotes

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

Steve Martin

 American Comedian Art Funny
By expressing his heart, anger and joy, Richard Pryor took comedy to its highest form. - Steve Martin Quotes

By expressing his heart, anger and joy, Richard Pryor took comedy to its highest form.

Steve Martin

 Anger
When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well... - Steve Martin Quotes

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well...

Steve Martin

 
It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo. - Steve Martin Quotes

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.

Steve Martin

 
Just to be on the front row here is a bit of a prize in itself. - Steve Martin Quotes

Just to be on the front row here is a bit of a prize in itself.

Steve Martin

 
Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything! - Steve Martin Quotes

Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!

Steve Martin

 American Comedian Funny Short
There was a time in my life when I was very interested in relationship psychology. Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones. - Steve Martin Quotes

There was a time in my life when I was very interested in relationship psychology. Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Steve Martin

 Life
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin Quotes

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Steve Martin

 American Comedian Chaos Funny
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin Quotes

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin

 Disease Funny Quote of the Day Short
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