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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams Quotes

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

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In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams Quotes

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. - Robin Williams Quotes

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Robin Williams Quotes

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams Quotes

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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What is a stealth bomber? It's a bomber that doesn't show up on radar, and you can't see it. Then we don't need one. - Robin Williams Quotes

What is a stealth bomber? It's a bomber that doesn't show up on radar, and you can't see it. Then we don't need one.

There are so many beautiful parts of the world . . . Thailand, Italy, the south of France. There are places in Spain that are astonishing. But here . . . 25 miles and you go up on Mount Tam to see the fog come in; 25 miles the other direction and you're somewhere else that takes your breath away. There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been. - Robin Williams Quotes

There are so many beautiful parts of the world . . . Thailand, Italy, the south of France. There are places in Spain that are astonishing. But here . . . 25 miles and you go up on Mount Tam to see the fog come in; 25 miles the other direction and you're somewhere else that takes your breath away. There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages,

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams Quotes

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

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