A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it - Garrison Keillor Quotes
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it Garrison Keillor
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A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. - Garrison Keillor Quotes

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.

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Let's do the nuances, - Garrison Keillor Quotes

Let's do the nuances,

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 Nuances
They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole - Garrison Keillor Quotes

They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole

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One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who don't understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit. - Garrison Keillor Quotes

One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who don't understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.

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Big mistake, ... Why do I need another weekly deadline? - Garrison Keillor Quotes

Big mistake, ... Why do I need another weekly deadline?

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That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average - Garrison Keillor Quotes

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average

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 Men
There's so many people who move around our country and lose track of their own ancestry. It's nice to know where you come from. - Garrison Keillor Quotes

There's so many people who move around our country and lose track of their own ancestry. It's nice to know where you come from.

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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days - Garrison Keillor Quotes

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days

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Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either - Garrison Keillor Quotes

Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either

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Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists in the room will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke. - Garrison Keillor Quotes

Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists in the room will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.

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