The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. Tom Lehrer
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"Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste,Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste".

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If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever said it - Tom Lehrer Quotes

If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever said it

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Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

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Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.

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All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder.For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan,And the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man! - Tom Lehrer Quotes

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder.For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan,And the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man!

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Bad weather always looks worse through a window. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

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On my income tax 1040 it says

On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

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If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.

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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

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Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

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