They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it! Bill Watterson
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Enemy fighters at two o'clock!Roger. What should I do until then?
I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves! . . . HEY! What time is it?? My TV show is on!
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
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