The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns Quotes
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. - George Burns Quotes

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns Quotes

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

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Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair - George Burns Quotes

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair

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 Country
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. - George Burns Quotes

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.

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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns Quotes

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

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 Bores And Boredom
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. - George Burns Quotes

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

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If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer. - George Burns Quotes

If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.

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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns Quotes

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

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 Age And Aging American Comedian Funny
How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns Quotes

How can I die? I'm booked.

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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. - George Burns Quotes

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

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 Age And Aging American Comedian Funny
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