More - George Burgess Quotes

Guaranteed, it's going to happen. It's not if, it's when. And when it happens, the key thing to remember is -- don't blame the shark.

George Burgess

 

We're very, very fortunate to have been spared as much as we were. While there has been flooding, it's isolated, and the damage is very minimal.

George Burgess

 Flooding

This was a silly experiment. ... It has been well documented that great white sharks prefer brisket over bacon. These men had no business attempting such a dangerous experiment. I myself pioneered the study of great white shark food preferences and published the definitive work on the subject titled: Great White Shark Food Preferences: A definitive study.

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 Men

Indian Creek is a municipality,

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Public officials are accountable. They do deliver the service. There's a way to get back to the individual,

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 Service

barks at somebody walking by.

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We've searched every possible area that we could find, that we know about, ... Right now ... it's like a needle in a haystack.

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[When asked what constituted a] shark attack, ... We count 'em all, if it involves a shark and a bite.

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We're not seeing more. Right now we're about on target for what our norm was last year.

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Each year we would expect more attacks than the previous year based on the fact that the human populations grow, and there's more people entering the water.

George Burgess