He used to be a lawyer. It's a different set of guiding principles at work there. Personally, I wouldn't want to run into any of these guys at the big convention after I said something bad about them. - Scott Adams Quotes
He used to be a lawyer. It's a different set of guiding principles at work there. Personally, I wouldn't want to run into any of these guys at the big convention after I said something bad about them. Scott Adams
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Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams Quotes

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

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I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles. - Scott Adams Quotes

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.

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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company - Scott Adams Quotes

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

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I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams Quotes

I get mail; therefore I am.

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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing - Scott Adams Quotes

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing

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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. - Scott Adams Quotes

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. - Scott Adams Quotes

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

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I don't even bother walking to the couch, because there's nobody going to come in and see me. When I wake up I ask myself if I feel like working, and if I do, I get back in the chair and I work. If I don't, I do something else. - Scott Adams Quotes

I don't even bother walking to the couch, because there's nobody going to come in and see me. When I wake up I ask myself if I feel like working, and if I do, I get back in the chair and I work. If I don't, I do something else.

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I've heard stories of (salmon) being caught further offshore than they normally would (be) — on tuna jigs. - Scott Adams Quotes

I've heard stories of (salmon) being caught further offshore than they normally would (be) — on tuna jigs.

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If you become a nuisance ... they're not going to like you. - Scott Adams Quotes

If you become a nuisance ... they're not going to like you.

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