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Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but that they need government help to organize their lives. They believe in freedom so fervently that they think it should be compulsory. They believe that the poor and ignorant are victims of an unfair system and that their circumstances can be improved if we give them help. Republicans (I think to myself) are conservatives who think it would be best if we faced the fact that people are no damned good. They think that if we admit that we have selfish, acquisitive natures and then - Andy Rooney Quotes

Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but that they need government help to organize their lives. They believe in freedom so fervently that they think it should be compulsory. They believe that the poor and ignorant are victims of an unfair system and that their circumstances can be improved if we give them help. Republicans (I think to myself) are conservatives who think it would be best if we faced the fact that people are no damned good. They think that if we admit that we have selfish, acquisitive natures and then

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person - Andy Rooney Quotes

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person

We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week, but for some reason nobody's ever done it. - Andy Rooney Quotes

We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week, but for some reason nobody's ever done it.

Earth

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney Quotes

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

American Scientist

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter' - Andy Rooney Quotes

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. - Andy Rooney Quotes

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

American Scientist Happiness

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking,

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts an - Andy Rooney Quotes

Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts an

Money

Nothing in fine print is ever good news. - Andy Rooney Quotes

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

American Scientist News

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. - Andy Rooney Quotes

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

American Scientist Computers

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