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For fast acting relief, try slowing down - Lily Tomlin Quotes

For fast acting relief, try slowing down

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What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring - Lily Tomlin Quotes

What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

American Actress Drugs

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up - Lily Tomlin Quotes

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up

I generally do four or five dates a month, ... This is a stand-alone date I took because I was expecting to be in New York and thought this would be a good side trip. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

I generally do four or five dates a month, ... This is a stand-alone date I took because I was expecting to be in New York and thought this would be a good side trip.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Educational Home

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Adulthood American Actress

Because of my success on 'Laugh-In,' I'd play to sold-out comedy club houses at the same time, ... But when I'd do my routines, I'd play to virtually silent (houses) night after night. It seemed that although my audiences were rapt in attention, my humor wasn't what they were expecting. I don't do joke after joke after joke. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Because of my success on 'Laugh-In,' I'd play to sold-out comedy club houses at the same time, ... But when I'd do my routines, I'd play to virtually silent (houses) night after night. It seemed that although my audiences were rapt in attention, my humor wasn't what they were expecting. I don't do joke after joke after joke.

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Race

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