If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. Jackie Mason
Motivational, Inspirational, Funny Quotes
![[After taking a critical hit in his first non-solo musical venture on Broadway with the short-lived Laughing Room Only, Mason noted the return to his roots.] I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, ... I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me... one Jew talking and that's it. - Jackie Mason Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W0FmdGVyIHRha2luZyBhIGNyaXRpY2FsIGhpdCBpbiBoaXMgZmlyc3Qgbm9uLXNvbG8gbXVzaWNhbCB2ZW50dXJlIG9uIEJyb2Fkd2F5IHdpdGggdGhlIHNob3J0LWxpdmVkIExhdWdoaW5nIFJvb20gT25seSwgTWFzb24gbm90ZWQgdGhlIHJldHVybiB0byBoaXMgcm9vdHMuXSBJIGFtIGV4Y2l0ZWQgYWJvdXQgZ2V0dGluZyBiYWNrIHRvIHdoYXQgSSBkbyBiZXN0IGFuZCB3aGF0IG15IGF1ZGllbmNlIGxpa2VzIGJlc3QsIC4uLiBJIGFtIHdyaXRpbmcgbmV3IGpva2VzIGV2ZXJ5IGRheSBhbmQgc29vbiBJbGwgYmUgdGVsbGluZyB0aGVtIGV2ZXJ5IG5pZ2h0LiBKdXN0IG1lLi4uIG9uZSBKZXcgdGFsa2luZyBhbmQgdGhhdCdzIGl0LiA=&author=ICBKYWNraWUgTWFzb24gICAg&num=11 "[After taking a critical hit in his first non-solo musical venture on Broadway with the short-lived Laughing Room Only, Mason noted the return to his roots.] I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, ... I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me... one Jew talking and that's it. - Jackie Mason Quotes")
