Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred A. Allen Quotes
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. Fred A. Allen
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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done. - Fred A. Allen Quotes

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

Fred A. Allen

 American Scientist
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer. - Fred A. Allen Quotes

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

Fred A. Allen

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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. - Fred A. Allen Quotes

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

Fred A. Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. - Fred A. Allen Quotes

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

Fred A. Allen

 American Scientist
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. - Fred A. Allen Quotes

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

Fred A. Allen

 American Scientist
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. - Fred A. Allen Quotes

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

Fred A. Allen

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All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred A. Allen Quotes

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

Fred A. Allen

 American Scientist
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. - Fred A. Allen Quotes

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

Fred A. Allen

 American Scientist
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred A. Allen Quotes

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.

Fred A. Allen

 Dreams
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star. - Fred A. Allen Quotes

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.

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