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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man - Dick Gregory Quotes

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. - Dick Gregory Quotes

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

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I wouldn't mind paying taxes -- if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory Quotes

I wouldn't mind paying taxes -- if I knew they were going to a friendly country.

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you - Dick Gregory Quotes

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you

Alcohol And Alcoholism

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market. - Dick Gregory Quotes

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

American Comedian Funny

They didn't win, and I got that from the white press. At four o'clock [on Election Day 2004], that evening, the white press said from the exit polls that [Democratic presidential nominee John] Kerry had won by a landslide and then three hours later something funny happened. - Dick Gregory Quotes

They didn't win, and I got that from the white press. At four o'clock [on Election Day 2004], that evening, the white press said from the exit polls that [Democratic presidential nominee John] Kerry had won by a landslide and then three hours later something funny happened.

[A politician is] a person skilled in the art of compromise. Usually an elected official who has compromised to get nominated, compromised to get elected, and compromised repeatedly to stay in office. - Dick Gregory Quotes

[A politician is] a person skilled in the art of compromise. Usually an elected official who has compromised to get nominated, compromised to get elected, and compromised repeatedly to stay in office.

Art

We do not believe, had he been white, that he would be dead. And when we black folks say to America that we're not going to tolerate it, it's going to stop. - Dick Gregory Quotes

We do not believe, had he been white, that he would be dead. And when we black folks say to America that we're not going to tolerate it, it's going to stop.

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport. - Dick Gregory Quotes

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.

American Comedian Funny

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that. - Dick Gregory Quotes

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

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