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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

American Journalist Illness

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

American Journalist

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

American Journalist

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

American Journalist

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.

American Journalist

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

American Journalist Capitalism

If you're going to America, bring your own food. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

America American Journalist

If you're going to America, bring your own food. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

America American Journalist

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