If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. Fran Lebowitz
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

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Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.

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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

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If you're going to America, bring your own food. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

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If you're going to America, bring your own food. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

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