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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun - Matt Groening Quotes

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

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When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. - Matt Groening Quotes

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

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Me fail english? Thats unpossible. - Matt Groening Quotes

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. - Matt Groening Quotes

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Alcohol And Alcoholism American Cartoonist

I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah!

I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come. - Matt Groening Quotes

Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.

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Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe). - Matt Groening Quotes

Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).

Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay' [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] - Matt Groening Quotes

Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay' [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? - Matt Groening Quotes

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

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I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again. - Matt Groening Quotes

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.

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