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Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase. - Scott Thompson Quotes

Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.

Canadian Comedian Funny

In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove that one by the minute. - Rick Mercer Quotes

In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove that one by the minute.

Canadian Comedian Conservative Funny

Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. - Rich Little Quotes

Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.

Canadian Comedian Funny

We demand that the government of Canada force Stockwell Day to change his first name to Doris. Why do this, you may ask? Because it'll be fun. - Rick Mercer Quotes

We demand that the government of Canada force Stockwell Day to change his first name to Doris. Why do this, you may ask? Because it'll be fun.

Canadian Comedian Funny

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. - John Candy Quotes

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

Canadian Comedian Funny

I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. - John Candy Quotes

I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

Army Canadian Comedian Funny

In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke. - Scott Thompson Quotes

In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.

Canadian Comedian Funny

We have been so pleased with the response to our unique schools in the Nashville area, and we are confident that other areas will embrace our concept, as well. - Scott Thompson Quotes

We have been so pleased with the response to our unique schools in the Nashville area, and we are confident that other areas will embrace our concept, as well.

Canadian Comedian Funny

We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious. - David Steinberg Quotes

We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious.

David Steinberg

Canadian Comedian Funny

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches. - Jim Carrey Quotes

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

Canadian Comedian Funny Grandparents

Vatican II was a force that seized the mind of the Roman Catholic Church and carried it across centuries from the 13th to the 20th. - Lance Morrow Quotes

Vatican II was a force that seized the mind of the Roman Catholic Church and carried it across centuries from the 13th to the 20th.

Canadian Comedian Funny

I rewrote it and I took all your notes. Read it again, that kind of persistence paid off. - David Steinberg Quotes

I rewrote it and I took all your notes. Read it again, that kind of persistence paid off.

David Steinberg

Canadian Comedian Funny Persistence

Being a lawyer in New York sucks because you're working eighty, sometimes a hundred hours a week. - David Steinberg Quotes

Being a lawyer in New York sucks because you're working eighty, sometimes a hundred hours a week.

David Steinberg

Canadian Comedian Funny

I started writing this feature comedy in New York - a Chris Farley vehicle. The script was decent. When I got to LA, I met some new friends in film school and had them read my script and give me notes. - David Steinberg Quotes

I started writing this feature comedy in New York - a Chris Farley vehicle. The script was decent. When I got to LA, I met some new friends in film school and had them read my script and give me notes.

David Steinberg

Canadian Comedian Comedy Funny

The whole idea of doing the Hollywood thing never even occurred to me. When you grow up on the East coast, Hollywood seems like this fantasy land and you don't think that people can actually make a living there. - David Steinberg Quotes

The whole idea of doing the Hollywood thing never even occurred to me. When you grow up on the East coast, Hollywood seems like this fantasy land and you don't think that people can actually make a living there.

David Steinberg

Canadian Comedian Funny Hollywood

Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you can't help their careers, then they're not going to be interested. - David Steinberg Quotes

Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you can't help their careers, then they're not going to be interested.

David Steinberg

Canadian Comedian Careers Funny

And it was a huge emotional thing to leave the law and become unemployed - to be a student again. - David Steinberg Quotes

And it was a huge emotional thing to leave the law and become unemployed - to be a student again.

David Steinberg

Canadian Comedian Funny Law

The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk. - Dave Foley Quotes

The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.

Canadian Comedian Funny

Never forget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes on and on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously. - Lance Morrow Quotes

Never forget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes on and on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.

Canadian Comedian Funny

As they marched, the crowds lining the route broke into applause, a sweet and deeply felt spontaneous pattering that was a sort of communal embrace. Welcome home. - Lance Morrow Quotes

As they marched, the crowds lining the route broke into applause, a sweet and deeply felt spontaneous pattering that was a sort of communal embrace. Welcome home.

Canadian Comedian Crowd Funny

The real 1960s began on the afternoon of November 22, 1963. It came to seem that Kennedy's murder opened some malign trap door in American culture, and the wild bats flapped out. - Lance Morrow Quotes

The real 1960s began on the afternoon of November 22, 1963. It came to seem that Kennedy's murder opened some malign trap door in American culture, and the wild bats flapped out.

Canadian Comedian Funny Murder

The Church became both more accessible and less imposing. It threw itself open to risk. - Lance Morrow Quotes

The Church became both more accessible and less imposing. It threw itself open to risk.

Canadian Comedian Funny

Everywhere you hang your hat is home. Home is the bright cave under the hat. - Lance Morrow Quotes

Everywhere you hang your hat is home. Home is the bright cave under the hat.

Canadian Comedian Funny Home

Here's to democracy. May we get the government we deserve. - Rick Mercer Quotes

Here's to democracy. May we get the government we deserve.

Canadian Comedian Democracy Funny

Ross Perot. I could have had a ball with him. - Rich Little Quotes

Ross Perot. I could have had a ball with him.

Canadian Comedian Funny

I'm not really a political satirist. I don't kid myself. I'm more interested in doing the mannerisms and the personality. - Rich Little Quotes

I'm not really a political satirist. I don't kid myself. I'm more interested in doing the mannerisms and the personality.

Canadian Comedian Funny Personality

If you become president, you're guaranteed to develop some nervous habit. - Rich Little Quotes

If you become president, you're guaranteed to develop some nervous habit.

Canadian Comedian Funny Habit

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey Quotes

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Canadian Comedian Funny

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting. - Jim Carrey Quotes

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting.

Canadian Comedian Funny

That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.' - Jim Carrey Quotes

That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'

Canadian Comedian Funny Trouble

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work. - Jim Carrey Quotes

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work.

Canadian Comedian Control Funny

A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights. - Lance Morrow Quotes

A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights.

Canadian Comedian Funny

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary. - Jim Jim Quotes

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.

Canadian Comedian Funny

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