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I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started. - Brendan Behan Quotes

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan Quotes

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

Irish Dramatist

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse. - Brendan Behan Quotes

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

Irish Dramatist

The English and Americans dislike only some

The English and Americans dislike only some" Irish - the same Irish that the Irish themselves detest, Irish writers - the ones that think.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. - Brendan Behan Quotes

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

Irish Irish Dramatist

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the road safer, the beer stronger, the old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer - Brendan Behan Quotes

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the road safer, the beer stronger, the old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan Quotes

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Irish Irish Dramatist

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence - Brendan Behan Quotes

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. - Brendan Behan Quotes

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Sex

...Actually, I'm a drinker with writing problems. - Brendan Behan Quotes

...Actually, I'm a drinker with writing problems.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves. - Brendan Behan Quotes

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

Irish Dramatist

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory. - Brendan Behan Quotes

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. - Brendan Behan Quotes

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

Irish Dramatist

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan Quotes

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

Irish Dramatist

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of mattress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted. - Brendan Behan Quotes

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of mattress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops. - Brendan Behan Quotes

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Irish Dramatist

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds. - Brendan Behan Quotes

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

Irish Dramatist

I'd rather be dead than think about death - Brendan Behan Quotes

I'd rather be dead than think about death

Death

Never throw stones at your mother,
You'll be sorry for it when she's dead,
Never throw stones at your mother,
Throw bricks at your father instead. (The Hostage) - Brendan Behan Quotes

Never throw stones at your mother, You'll be sorry for it when she's dead, Never throw stones at your mother, Throw bricks at your father instead. (The Hostage)

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides. - Brendan Behan Quotes

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

Irish Dramatist

I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark. - Brendan Behan Quotes

I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.

There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself. - Brendan Behan Quotes

There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke. - Brendan Behan Quotes

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

Irish Dramatist

I wish I'd been a mixed infant. - Brendan Behan Quotes

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

Irish Dramatist

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it. - Brendan Behan Quotes

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice. - Brendan Behan Quotes

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

Irish Dramatist

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They're there every night, they see it done every night, they see how it should be done every night, but they can't do it themselves. - Brendan Behan Quotes

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They're there every night, they see it done every night, they see how it should be done every night, but they can't do it themselves.

Irish Dramatist

I am a drinker with writing problems. - Brendan Behan Quotes

I am a drinker with writing problems.

Irish Dramatist

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