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Your rooms are as filthy today as they were when you graduated from high school. And we want them cleaned up, - Bill Cosby Quotes

Your rooms are as filthy today as they were when you graduated from high school. And we want them cleaned up,

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby Quotes

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

You can turn painful situations through laughter. - Bill Cosby Quotes

You can turn painful situations through laughter.

We want to bring things out of what we call 'the closet,' - Bill Cosby Quotes

We want to bring things out of what we call 'the closet,'

Now all you parents who are saying, 'Come on.' I'm now going to throw it back at you. Where are the marches? Where is the hell raising. Where are you going? I know you are here , but it's not enough of you here today, and you know the people who are missing. You know the people who you are afraid of, and you never would knock on their door. This is what I'm talking about, the revolution being in the neighborhood, - Bill Cosby Quotes

Now all you parents who are saying, 'Come on.' I'm now going to throw it back at you. Where are the marches? Where is the hell raising. Where are you going? I know you are here , but it's not enough of you here today, and you know the people who are missing. You know the people who you are afraid of, and you never would knock on their door. This is what I'm talking about, the revolution being in the neighborhood,

I just felt wonderful about that. Just to erase all that mess about, 'Well, I'm either flipping burgers or doing drugs, you know, or getting shot.' You know, that kind of a thing, - Bill Cosby Quotes

I just felt wonderful about that. Just to erase all that mess about, 'Well, I'm either flipping burgers or doing drugs, you know, or getting shot.' You know, that kind of a thing,

I asked her to dance and we did. Then I asked for her phone number and wanted to see her, - Bill Cosby Quotes

I asked her to dance and we did. Then I asked for her phone number and wanted to see her,

Well, don't tell people, - Bill Cosby Quotes

Well, don't tell people,

Network executives never did understand what made our show work, - Bill Cosby Quotes

Network executives never did understand what made our show work,

Work

about these magical people with no jobs who live in apartments. - Bill Cosby Quotes

about these magical people with no jobs who live in apartments.

[He didn't attempt to ease them into the real world.] You're out of here, ... You can't sit around anymore. (Get a) J.O.B. - Bill Cosby Quotes

[He didn't attempt to ease them into the real world.] You're out of here, ... You can't sit around anymore. (Get a) J.O.B.

I remember once. - Bill Cosby Quotes

I remember once.

The more you invest in that child, the more you're not going to let some CD tell your child how to curse and how to say the word n----- is an accepted word -- so hip to use n----- but you can't even spell it. - Bill Cosby Quotes

The more you invest in that child, the more you're not going to let some CD tell your child how to curse and how to say the word n----- is an accepted word -- so hip to use n----- but you can't even spell it.

This was a threat being carried out -- $40 million for 22 years, ... I've watched these people, paying them, answering their wants and needs. This was a real threat, and I wanted her mother to know what she was doing. - Bill Cosby Quotes

This was a threat being carried out -- $40 million for 22 years, ... I've watched these people, paying them, answering their wants and needs. This was a real threat, and I wanted her mother to know what she was doing.

The people who got into office forgot about the people. - Bill Cosby Quotes

The people who got into office forgot about the people.

An Evening With Stu Gardner and Friends. - Bill Cosby Quotes

An Evening With Stu Gardner and Friends.

There's no reason for him to come here and jump on black men who have been held down for years. - Bill Cosby Quotes

There's no reason for him to come here and jump on black men who have been held down for years.

You can't really argue with a guy who says that. But you also have to play the tape back where he looks at the man in charge and says, 'You're doing a heck of a job,' and neither one of them knows what they're talking about. - Bill Cosby Quotes

You can't really argue with a guy who says that. But you also have to play the tape back where he looks at the man in charge and says, 'You're doing a heck of a job,' and neither one of them knows what they're talking about.

We go out of our way to make people so different, ... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts. - Bill Cosby Quotes

We go out of our way to make people so different, ... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop ... - Bill Cosby Quotes

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop ...

I'm here for a friend. I brought a couple of boxes of chocolate Jell-O. - Bill Cosby Quotes

I'm here for a friend. I brought a couple of boxes of chocolate Jell-O.

I wish that every new and young comedian would understand what Richard was about and not confuse his genius with his language usage. - Bill Cosby Quotes

I wish that every new and young comedian would understand what Richard was about and not confuse his genius with his language usage.

I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, midlife for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter miler, who's son now says,

I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, midlife for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter miler, who's son now says, ""Dad, I just can't run the quarter with you anymore unless I bring something to read.""

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around, - Bill Cosby Quotes

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around,

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. - Bill Cosby Quotes

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.

It doesn't have to be that way. - Bill Cosby Quotes

It doesn't have to be that way.

Why can't we save these boys without sending them to Africa? How difficult is it? We can do it, man. We need to build where all the dirt is. We need people - black people - to either do their damn jobs, be accountable or go someplace else. - Bill Cosby Quotes

Why can't we save these boys without sending them to Africa? How difficult is it? We can do it, man. We need to build where all the dirt is. We need people - black people - to either do their damn jobs, be accountable or go someplace else.

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds. - Bill Cosby Quotes

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice. - Bill Cosby Quotes

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby Quotes

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

American Comedian Failure Funny inspirational Quote of the Day Success

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on. - Bill Cosby Quotes

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

American Comedian Funny

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking. - Bill Cosby Quotes

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby Quotes

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

American Comedian Funny

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby Quotes

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

American Comedian Funny

I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things. - Bill Cosby Quotes

I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things.

Sigmund Freud once said,

Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby Quotes

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

American Comedian Funny

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice - Bill Cosby Quotes

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first. - Bill Cosby Quotes

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

American Comedian Funny

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread. - Bill Cosby Quotes

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

American Comedian Funny

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked - Bill Cosby Quotes

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. - Bill Cosby Quotes

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

American Comedian Funny

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. - Bill Cosby Quotes

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

American Comedian Funny

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby Quotes

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

American Comedian Funny

Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet. - Bill Cosby Quotes

Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet.

Parents And Parenting

Gray hair is God's graffiti. - Bill Cosby Quotes

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

American Comedian Funny

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. - Bill Cosby Quotes

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

American Comedian Funny

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. - Bill Cosby Quotes

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

American Comedian Funny

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