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Sirf dimaag bada hai tera, dil itna sa; aur woh toh usse bhi chota hai

Varun Dhawan ( Movie: Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania )

Hamara income high ho na ho; outcome toh hamara bhi world class hai

Varun Dhawan ( Movie: Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania )

Don't fear come near; put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Humshakals )

Tumhare vital stats kya hai?

Ram Kapoor ( Movie: Humshakals )

Qaidi ki aazadi ki aarzoo aur raand ki shaadi ki aarzoo; kabhi na kabhi sar uthayegi hi

Sushant Singh ( Movie: Hate Story 2 )

Honeymoon is a three letter word; S-E-X

Kartik Tiwari ( Movie: Akaash Vani )

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai; ki jaa rahi hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum )

Apna impression macho-de!

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum )

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some; aur ab tak main hand-some

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum )

Ek aurat ki tarah; mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum )

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai; yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum )

Kaam ke chakkar mein hum log Page 3 parties mein badi aash lekar jaate the; aur issi liye aaj bhi hum yahan apni apni ass lekar aaye hai

Tusshar Kapoor ( Movie: Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum )

Agar 'L' word kahoonga na; toh 'GPL' khaoonga

( Movie: Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na )

Hero gaana gaake khush rehta hai; lekin villain ko wohi chahiye hota hai joh mujhe chahiye

( Movie: Lekar Hum Deewana Dil )

Saala bench-todh!

Vivek Oberoi ( Movie: Jayantabhai Ki Luv Story )

Madar; chhod na yaar!

Shahrukh Khan ( Movie: Happy New Year )

Mard joh hai na upar chadte hai; aur auratein sirf upar dekhti hai

( Movie: Mardaani )

Opposition ho ya kaliyan; masalne ke mood mein hum hamesha rehte hai

( Movie: Mardaani )

Har computer ki wahich kahani; kahin porn star toh kahin sapnon ki rani

( Movie: Bobby Jasoos )

I'm going to shove this finger up his ass so tight; it will never see sunlight again

Naseeruddin Shah ( Movie: Jackpot )

Pyar mein chemistry hoti hai aur sex mein physics

Shahbaz Khan ( Movie: Tango Charlie )

Aapke daddy terrorist hai?; varna aaisa sex bomb aur kaun bana sakta hai

Upen Patel ( Movie: 36 China Town )

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah; 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye

Ranveer Singh ( Movie: Kill Dil )

Abhe tu chal; bavasir ka phoda!

Vinay Pathak ( Movie: Bheja Fry )

Yeh hota hai chutzpah!

Shahid Kapoor ( Movie: Haider )

Tum angoor ke woh guchhe ho jinse sharab nichodi ja chuki hai; aur Ruksana ek paka hua anaar hai jiska ek ek dana hum choos choos kar khayenge

( Movie: Ajooba )

Honth hai ya vacuum cleaner; zabaan toh vapas dede

Ajay Devgan ( Movie: Action Jackson )

When I'm good, I'm good; when I'm bad, I'm better

Mallika Sherawat ( Movie: Shaadi Se Pehle )

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai; over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai; basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

Saif Ali Khan ( Movie: Happy Ending )

Sikhaya maine; maze sab lenge

Shilpa Shukla ( Movie: B.A. Pass )

Kismat aur randi kab badal jayegi; kisi ko pata nahi

Raghubir Yadav ( Movie: Thanks Maa )

Marwadi log ke jeb mein na mawa rehta hai; paisa woh log apni gand mein dalke rahte hai

( Movie: Thanks Maa )

Auraton ki na izzat kiya kar; varna goliyan phod doonga aur bandook todh doonga

Arjun Kapoor ( Movie: Tevar )

Abhi mera haath tere sar pe hai; agar yeh haath utarkar gardan pe aa gaya na, toh tera maut ban jayega; agar yeh haath gardan se aur neeche aa gaya na, toh na zindagi rahegi na maut

Nassar ( Movie: Angrakshak )

Joh kholna hai khol dena; dil mat kholna

Rajeev Khandelwal ( Movie: Will You Marry Me )

Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi

Rajpal Yadav ( Movie: Koi Mere Dil Se Poochhe )

Shaadi byah mein pataka phodke band baja bajake; kahe poore shehar ko bataya jaata hai ki aaj I am having sex?

Aamir Khan ( Movie: PK )

Your first time should be with someone special; pata hai kyun?; (kyun); kyun ki tum usse kabhi nahi bhula paogi; aur agar tumhara first time kisi idiot ke saath hoga; toh zindagi bhar us idiot yaad rakhna padega

Uday Chopra ( Movie: Neal 'N' Nikki )

Men; jitna chota dil, utna chota dimaag; utna chota sab kuch

Tanishaa Mukerji ( Movie: Neal 'N' Nikki )

Ladkiyan kisi bhi ladke ke dil ka size dekhti hai; kisi aur cheez ka nahi

( Movie: Dulha Mil Gaya )

Pain aur pleasure; dono dene mein expert thi

Ranvir Shorey ( Movie: Ugly Aur Pagli )

Dost do kisam ke hote hai; ek woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe bhi phone kiya ja sakta hai; and you know ki they will be there for you; aur doosre woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe hi phone kiya jaata hai

Gulshan Devaiah ( Movie: Shaitan )

Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya; e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata

Lilliput ( Movie: Prem Kaa Game )

Jab do jism milte hai toh jazbaat ki aag se; mohabbat ke sholay uthkar aasmaan ko chu lete hai

( Movie: Prem Aggan )

Mujhe woh haseen dard dedo jisse aaj ke baad main kisi doosre ke saath na baant sakun; aur mera yeh jism sirf tumhari amanat bankar reh jaye

( Movie: Prem Aggan )

Lagta hai iske style ki maa bahen ho chuki hai

Kiron Kher ( Movie: Khoobsurat )

Chori chupe pyar ya toh ghar ke pichwade mein hota hai ya gaadi ke pichwade mein hota hai

Paresh Rawal ( Movie: Mr. & Mrs. Khiladi )

Aaj raat ke baad jab subah ka suraj niklega; toh hamare bistar ki shikan ko dekhkar badalon mein mooh chupa lega

Randhir Kapoor ( Movie: Ponga Pandit )

Delhi mein billi maarlo, khalo; paalo nahi; bahut mehenga padta hai

( Movie: Dev D )

Love aur sex ke beech mein na confuse nahi karna chahiye; it's a physical need

Gulshan Devaiah ( Movie: Hunterrr )