I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male! - Bill Watterson Quotes
I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male! Bill Watterson
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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. - Bill Watterson Quotes

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Bill Watterson

 American Cartoonist
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. - Bill Watterson Quotes

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Bill Watterson

 American Cartoonist
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. - Bill Watterson Quotes

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Bill Watterson

 American Cartoonist
Enemy fighters at two o'clock!Roger. What should I do until then? - Bill Watterson Quotes

Enemy fighters at two o'clock!Roger. What should I do until then?

Bill Watterson

 
I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves! . . . HEY! What time is it?? My TV show is on! - Bill Watterson Quotes

I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves! . . . HEY! What time is it?? My TV show is on!

Bill Watterson

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We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. - Bill Watterson Quotes

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Bill Watterson

 American Cartoonist
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood. - Bill Watterson Quotes

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.

Bill Watterson

 
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend. - Bill Watterson Quotes

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Bill Watterson

 American Cartoonist Best Friends
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. - Bill Watterson Quotes

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Bill Watterson

 American Cartoonist
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! - Bill Watterson Quotes

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

Bill Watterson

 American Cartoonist Clarity
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